There is no need to yell
Posted on 21 August 2007 by DeanHunt
If you yelled forĀ 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. Hardly seems worth it does it?

Also, yelling for over 7 months would surely destroy your voice… oh, and if you spend all day and night yelling, when would you get time to do all the essential human needs such as eating, drinking, sleeping, playing xbox 360 and reading Streetlessons.com?
Is there a moral to this story? Or am I just a connoisseur of yell based facts and stats?
Of course there is a moral to this story, shame on you for doubting my motives.
The moral begins thusly: In business, if you want to get a message out to the public, then the success will be based more on how well you say it, as opposed to how loud you shout it.
There are many people who manage to write 1000 words to explain even a simple concept, why do they do this? They think more = better. But on the Internet the average user has the attention span of a pea, so you need to get your message across quickly, effectively, and in a unique manner. Perhaps even throw in a few stats and trivia based on yelling, that should help get your message across.
PS: I have just been informed that
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.





