I am not sure if the word “numpty” is used outside of the UK, so just incase, here are some possible replacements:

idiot, fool, prat, joker, moron

You get the picture.

So here is the story: this morning I was having my morning surf of the net, when I came across an article that promised to teach me how to write really great articles. Superb! I have had my content discussed in over 17 languages, but there is always room for improvement.

So I clicked on this life changing article and it took a while to load, I was nervous, the suspense was killing me… I now know how Gary Glitter feels when he is waiting for the school bell to ring at 3pm.

The page finally loaded and I was ready to get stuck into the advice that would change my article writing forever.

Then I was hit my the cold hard realisation that the writer was not infact some writing prodigy sent from heaven, but a complete numpty!

The article was awful, clearly the writer writes for adsense and not an audience.

So what can we learn from this? Well, I have learnt one valuable lesson that I feel it is my duty to bestow upon you lovely readers:

Lesson of the week: Never look for writing advice from an article entitled “Write a Readable Articles”

You couldn’t make it up!

BS Buster