Posted on 08 March 2007 by DeanHunt
I read this morning that a university in America is teaching SEO (Search engine optimization).
It won’t be long before a university launches a course to teach people how to spam. Imagine what that would be like:
UNIVERSITY COURSE FOR SPAMMERS
SUBMISSION: When applying to a spammers university course you should not only apply to the university of your choice, you should automate the process and apply to every university in America.
CLONING: If you cannot be bothered to go to class, simply hire someone who looks like you to sit in your seat during the class and then take the credit for their work.
CLOAKING: Remove the sign from the girls changing room and put it outside your campus room.
CONTENT: Instead of writing your own assignment simply find 10 related articles and use a text randomizer to create a brand new assignment.
THEFT: When the teacher is not looking, simply erase the name of another students work and replace it with your own.
E-MAIL SPAMMING: When applying for a job simply send an e-mail to every employer in your state. Scrape the contact details from local business directories and e-mail as many employers as possible. You are more likely to get a job if you include the promise of an extra 2″ of penis length for your future boss.
IDENTITY: When applying for the spammers university course it is best not to use your real name and address.