Life Is Backwards
Posted on 06 March 2007 by DeanHunt
They say that golf is a game where the better you get the harder it becomes. I am starting to think that life has it’s own handicap system as well.
I am currently earning a lot more than I was two years ago, but I have never had to work harder.
Wouldn’t it be better if life worked its way backwards.
I will explain:
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then…
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an
orgasm.
